dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨

“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”

by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020

Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Puddles

When homies cuddle.

While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.

by Muddles1234 March 20, 2021

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Back Puddle

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.

Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?

by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021

Puddle Panties

When a woman is turned on

Brandon is so hot that I get puddle panties every time he walks by.

by anonymous April 23, 2021