by Obeyjimbo May 29, 2018
Get the Penismug. PENIS is commonly used for the dangly thing between men's legs but what many do not know is that it is wakalukuwanese (an ancient language from the grave of a Zimbabwe Tribe) for Bladed Weapon.
"Tomeu Jarared Ongare Penis Hearlod Cunoka." meaning I am going to hit you with my Bladed Weapon or I am going to hit you with my Penis.
by A Dinosaur Catcher. January 20, 2017
Get the Penismug. An empowered basic attack that requires adequate preparation of foreplay and consumes the inner fuels of a male organism. When unleashing this attack, the recipient may experience unwanted sexual desires and sexual feelings. However, there may be cases where the feeling experienced is genuine and appreciated by the recipient and thus the empowered basic attack has achieved it's purpose.
Example 1
Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*
Example 2
Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.
Example 3
Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?
Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*
Example 2
Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.
Example 3
Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?
by B8W September 7, 2016
Get the Penismug. by My dick = big May 3, 2020
Get the Penismug. the thing that gets hard when your giving a presentation in front of class. also the thing you beat other then your wife.
by PS4 queen August 29, 2019
Get the Penismug. by Kenny from South Park December 12, 2018
Get the Penismug. 