puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.
Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...
by StripedSocks June 09, 2019
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Upper Puff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Upper Puff is a woman’s bush that rises up toward the naval. Its fullness is concentrated above the genitalia, while the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom are more exposed (relatively speaking). It is the easiest muff to cover in a swimsuit, particularly a one-piece. Its connoisseurs appreciate pubic hair, yet enjoy the fact that it does not completely cover the erogenous zones of the vagina, taint and anus. It is also less likely to be subjected to becoming matted due to intercourse, vaginal fluid, spunk sprays and poor hygiene than muffs of the Powder Room or Gorilla class.
Lisa tickled my eyebrows with her Upper Puff while I was going down on her last night.
by Bebebox December 30, 2011
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jiggly puff

he is a bad pokemon he asks for money and is lazy to work. But if you are a girl then you can use it as a vibrator.
Girl: come with me to the bathroom
jiggly puff: jiggly puff!!!
that night she slept with cum all over her and jiggly puff...
by unknown traveler November 07, 2018
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Pitty Puff

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff
by MelRed September 09, 2011
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Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus
Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.
by Beardedbumbloke July 15, 2015
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Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus
Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.
by Beardedbumbloke July 15, 2015
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cocoa puff

ie, in Humps, "Bitch, put your milk in my cocoa puff"
by charliehuge October 29, 2005
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