by -Duyn- March 08, 2005
An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.
Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!
by The Fig December 30, 2010
Passageway between two subway cars used almost exclusively by black or Latino youth while the train is in motion.
Despite the explicit warning that passage between cars is dangerous and prohibited, you will inevitably witness a minority youth carelessly passing between cars, usually while holding their pants up with one hand or adjusting their hooded sweatshirt.
Despite the explicit warning that passage between cars is dangerous and prohibited, you will inevitably witness a minority youth carelessly passing between cars, usually while holding their pants up with one hand or adjusting their hooded sweatshirt.
While on the Red Line, I witnessed an Englewood homeboy utilizing the middle passage between cars somewhere between Jackson and Roosevelt.
by CTARider November 13, 2011
1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see hell
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.
Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
by a random eggplant December 28, 2019
The hellish place that I am forced to dwell in for 7 hours 5 times a week. Filled with transphobic people.
Person 1: "That trip to the gym was so tough, it felt like I was in middle school!"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
by DanCompressed March 06, 2017
a time in a person's life between the ages of 45-50, where everything makes said person extremely angry.
Jeff began to believe he was crazy when he would start screaming at random people at exactly 2pm everyday, until he realized he was 46 and he had hit his middle-raged years.
by vms July 15, 2015