by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023
Get the matthew sturniolomug. by Brekin July 7, 2019
Get the Matthew Andersonmug. That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.
I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?
Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
by shitrabbit November 21, 2019
Get the Matthew Rothmug. by angsty_agender August 12, 2018
Get the Nicholas Matthewsmug. probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
by e.l.loves March 8, 2009
Get the matthew thiessenmug. He is funny
cute
He is weird but in a very good way
He and his brother look alike
He will make you laugh though the toughest times
He is pretty attractive inside and out
He is one of the best guy friends that i am lucky to have met
cute
He is weird but in a very good way
He and his brother look alike
He will make you laugh though the toughest times
He is pretty attractive inside and out
He is one of the best guy friends that i am lucky to have met
by S.A.V.A.G.E February 7, 2020
Get the Matthew DeLeonmug. Guy#1: Dam, does Todd own a shirt?
Guy#2: I know... I've never seen anyone Matthew McConaughey It while singing christmas carols.
Guy#2: I know... I've never seen anyone Matthew McConaughey It while singing christmas carols.
by NewEnglandClamChowder December 16, 2009
Get the Matthew McConaughey Itmug.