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meat on the bones

The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.
That girl is pretty cute, but I like a little more meat on the bones.
by Spike the nail driver August 18, 2017
mugGet the meat on the bonesmug.

meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.
Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.
by Luvs2splooge87 October 8, 2017
mugGet the meat urinalmug.

Meat Dredge

For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.
by biffered April 4, 2012
mugGet the Meat Dredgemug.

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 7, 2003
mugGet the meat curtainsmug.

Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.
He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.
by RaiderNation January 1, 2008
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Meat Crawl

Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.
'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'
by Jacob... September 23, 2011
mugGet the Meat Crawlmug.

Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.
"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".
by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009
mugGet the Cougar Meatmug.

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