hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

by ric4rdo October 03, 2021

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

by Mentae April 26, 2020

Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."

by papasito6 May 22, 2017

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

by Steve Penis September 24, 2007

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. May 12, 2008

Mashed Po-turd-oes

when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.

Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!

by lbf February 23, 2014

Off my mashed pots

Being under the influence of drugs. As in mashed potato

I was off my mashed pots last night.

by itsmine August 24, 2011