Gooch Lift

An attack in which the attacker begins by sneaking up behind the victim to prepare for the strike, for it must be efficient and swift. The attacker proceeds to maneuver their arm quickly through the victims legs, around the gooch, while lifting up. When performed properly, the gooch lift will leave the victim in the air and embarrassed as their shit is crushed between the attacker's arm and their gooch. Often causes clenching to occur.
The children in the class room laughed, as they saw a fellow lad left defenseless in the air as he was being gooch lifted
by Extreme Dicktator March 06, 2010
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Gooch Goo

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.
by Inomon May 09, 2018
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poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.
by GoobeyWoob October 21, 2017
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gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.
by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015
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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 05, 2016
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Tit Gooch

The area between a womans breasts, also known as cleavage, or Boob Grundle
I couldn't look away from her tit gooch, her cleavage was pierced which made it harder.
by Fusso June 20, 2011
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