One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.
Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.
by CrazzyEddie2010 December 18, 2010
Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties
by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015
an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.
by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021
by lewdogg May 02, 2003
Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.
by dfb299 January 21, 2013
Somebody that is so stupid or is very stuck up or just a irrelevnt vag. in a goat form
or just anything you want it to be!
or just anything you want it to be!
by Breeezyyyy July 04, 2011
by Snickers 343 January 11, 2011