Boat Mom

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'

Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.

by Fookintyeluh August 5, 2017

boat dollar

1,000 US Dollars

Friend: How much did that new mainsail cost?

Boat owner: About 10 boat dollars.

by rngrvrclsc June 3, 2018

Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.

Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.

"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."

by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015

stink boat

Any internal combustion engined boat, generally hated by blow boaters

Brad hated it when the stink boats launched on the lake, their noisy engines billowing our smoke and destroying the peace and quiet

by Limbic Candy March 27, 2021

Spaceship Boat

(spayse-sheep-boat) n.
A spaceship boat is a type of water craft originaly created for the movie 2012 that came out in 2009.

This type of water craft is typically associated with redneck rage, as many of the southern persuation dislike advanced technology to a high degree. they express their dislike quite openly.

they are large Submarine type boats that can be seen as a spaceship like craft. Otherwise

a redneck might say
(ex. "THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMN SPACESHIP BOAT!")

by WeStrikeAgain January 6, 2010

Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016