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Testilectro Strawberry Sundae

When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
by Celenrei June 16, 2024
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Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh
Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025
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Testicle Projecticle

A crude, joking term referring to ejaculation, emphasizing the idea of sperm being forcefully expelled like a projectile from a canon.
“As he finished, he made a dumb joke about it being a ‘testicle projecticle,’ and she just stared at him in disbelief.”
by Ronnie44 March 21, 2026
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Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.
by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025
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testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways
You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
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Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!
I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!
by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
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space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.
Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."
by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011
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