Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
Get the The Father Ted defencemug. "bro you hear ted got a new woman"
"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"
"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"
by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022
Get the ted davismug. by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022
Get the Tedmug. An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025
Get the Ted-Phobicmug. by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023
Get the uncle tedmug. It could mean anything you want it to mean. Usually meant to be funny. Tedded is a word only to be used in a friend. (MANCM)
by Sav3352 December 20, 2021
Get the Teddedmug. by Cameater December 10, 2022
Get the sho-ted itmug.