Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
by omgzzzz December 23, 2004
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tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
by NM Rox March 16, 2005
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Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.
I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
by Blueice76 February 08, 2023
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tech bro

a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money
"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A

"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
by a very annoyed cs major March 04, 2023
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Tech Mafia

Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci

Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo

Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)

Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data

Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker

Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)

Justi (Core member)

Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)

Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
Tech Bandits/Tech Mafia
by Fcvv August 24, 2020
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flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"
who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip
by Jacksonlover43 December 05, 2022
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Super Tech

A Super Tech is a technician that has supreme knowledge in The industrial automation and controls industry. Not to be confused with a loop shooter or even worse an electrical tech. Super techs are a rare breed typically called in on days off to fix something an engineer screwed up. They are the highest paid on the job and for good reason. If you find a pair of his used gloves put them on, you might soak up some of his excellence.
Better call in a super tech. Noone can figure out what's wrong
by Legendary tech December 15, 2019
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