A classification of a Geek's skills.
A level 5 Geek would have to have all the levels under him/her
Level 1: Can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. Knows how a hard drive works)
Level 2: Knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. Why Intel Graphics cards SUCK)
Level 3: Knows the Difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does
Level 4: Can make partitions etc. and can Install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. Familiar with one form of a Linux based operating system. (ie. Ubuntu)
Level 5: Can code at least a little bit with Languages like C, C#, Java, Visual Basic, Basic..... or C++
Level 6: Knows EXTENSIVE Knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause SNAFUs. (ie. compatibility issues)
Level 7: Extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. And knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. Graphics cards: DX11 CUDA cores, PhysX Good brands etc.)
Level 8: Can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive.....)
Level 9: Can write useful programs for computers
Level 10: Is employed for their Geek Skill (Freelance coder, Works at Best Buy, nVidia etc..)
A level 5 Geek would have to have all the levels under him/her
Level 1: Can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. Knows how a hard drive works)
Level 2: Knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. Why Intel Graphics cards SUCK)
Level 3: Knows the Difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does
Level 4: Can make partitions etc. and can Install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. Familiar with one form of a Linux based operating system. (ie. Ubuntu)
Level 5: Can code at least a little bit with Languages like C, C#, Java, Visual Basic, Basic..... or C++
Level 6: Knows EXTENSIVE Knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause SNAFUs. (ie. compatibility issues)
Level 7: Extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. And knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. Graphics cards: DX11 CUDA cores, PhysX Good brands etc.)
Level 8: Can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive.....)
Level 9: Can write useful programs for computers
Level 10: Is employed for their Geek Skill (Freelance coder, Works at Best Buy, nVidia etc..)
**Geek Level System**
Sam: "My netbook has a slow graphics card..."
Ian: "It needs the Intel Atom!:
level 9 Geek: "Shut up idiot, Intel can't make Graphics cards for shit! nVidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
other level 9 Geek: "ATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Sam: "My netbook has a slow graphics card..."
Ian: "It needs the Intel Atom!:
level 9 Geek: "Shut up idiot, Intel can't make Graphics cards for shit! nVidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
other level 9 Geek: "ATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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by Level9Geek March 6, 2010
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Pete, the pimp and an IS major, manages a campuswide network during the day, and then runs an escort service for hookers at night, while driving a c55 amg (mercedes). In the meantime, the cs major will sit behind his dull-glowing screen at home and talk to other pathetic code-typing weirdos.
by Gerson Perla February 14, 2005
Get the information systems mug.1. A person who hates System of a Down, generally because they think the music is trite, uninspired, and sophomoric. While some people fall into this category simply because they hate anything popular, most people will say that the benal noodling that is often mistaken for real music and the pseudo-intellectual lyrics are the reason they dislike this band.
2. A name also thrown out by fans for anyone who says "Who?" when System of a Down is mentioned.
2. A name also thrown out by fans for anyone who says "Who?" when System of a Down is mentioned.
by FuriousAngle April 12, 2006
Get the System of a Down hater mug.The method of "enhanced interrogation" that a group of rogue government officials uses to solicit dubious information from enemy combatants while denying the likelihood that similar techniques may then be used on friendly troops, as popularized by the administration of the 43rd President of the United States of America. Includes waterboarding, sexual humiliation, religious offenses, using animals, or any other technique forbidden by international treaty.
Joseph didn't tell me where he hid my pr0n DVDs, so I used the Bush System on him until he cried like a baby. I still don't know where the DVDs are, though.
by TwilightSoul January 29, 2009
Get the The Bush System mug.Human Operating System, HOS is a system of operation or procedure of living of human beings, like religion, way of life in cities, belief, etc,.
Human Operating System, HOS is like DOS, the Disk Operating System of Personal Computers.
Religious way of life is like an operating system of human beings believing some religion to protect them and develop them to the highest levels of life with the most happiness and peace and health !
It is also comparable to Vegetarian-system of life.
It can also be LOS, a Living-beings' Operating System.
The HOS is researched and developed continuously for finding out and following the best possible practical way of life for achieving one's own goals in life !
It is to try leverage the co-operative power of communities for safe, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life of every one.
HOS can also be so simple as better ways for a human being to progress in life happily --
Sample Daily routine procedure like, Wake up early, drink plenty of water, finish toiletry & washing up, meditation or peaceful planning for the day ahead, break fast, safe travel, planned work in a good team spirit and respect for every fellow living being, humane leadership, healthy conclusion, safe-journey-home, washing-up, lovely chat with family members, dine together, relax , study, research, develop further and meditatively sleep early to get up early for another day of better life !
Religious way of life is like an operating system of human beings believing some religion to protect them and develop them to the highest levels of life with the most happiness and peace and health !
It is also comparable to Vegetarian-system of life.
It can also be LOS, a Living-beings' Operating System.
The HOS is researched and developed continuously for finding out and following the best possible practical way of life for achieving one's own goals in life !
It is to try leverage the co-operative power of communities for safe, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life of every one.
HOS can also be so simple as better ways for a human being to progress in life happily --
Sample Daily routine procedure like, Wake up early, drink plenty of water, finish toiletry & washing up, meditation or peaceful planning for the day ahead, break fast, safe travel, planned work in a good team spirit and respect for every fellow living being, humane leadership, healthy conclusion, safe-journey-home, washing-up, lovely chat with family members, dine together, relax , study, research, develop further and meditatively sleep early to get up early for another day of better life !
by faruqhsj July 9, 2011
Get the Human Operating System mug.Okay, first off, System Of A Down is a fucking amazing band with meaningful lyrics, and very talented band members, like Daron Malakian, who is like one of the best fucking guitarist out there now. But for the people who hate them, they can go fuck themselves, you obviously don't know what real music is, So go listen to your gay backstreet boys shit, and buttfuck your homo friends
Some Good System Of A Down Songs Are:
Sugar
Toxicity
Revenga
She's Like Heroin and
Soldier Side(Hypnotize)
And there are many more good songs, so listen to them!!!
Sugar
Toxicity
Revenga
She's Like Heroin and
Soldier Side(Hypnotize)
And there are many more good songs, so listen to them!!!
by SOAD_Kicks_Ass September 13, 2006
Get the System Of A Down mug.The things cooks who are in the weeds do to get caught up. Includes deep-fried steaks, questionably sourced ingredients, illicit bouillion cubes, and lots of other things you really don't want to know about when your order gets to the table. Practitioners of System D are known as débrouillards, which in French means "guy who gets you out of trouble".
I really don't want to see what kind of System D shit goes on back there, nor do I want to know how my steak got to the table in five minutes or why it has paper towel marks on it. Shut up and eat.
by Lady Csyde January 6, 2008
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