following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
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Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
by Balkman January 9, 2009
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Get the Shia Surprise! mug.when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls anus. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.
i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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Get the Surprise Slurpie mug.A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
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