by kbrun January 21, 2010

"Hey Ima go watch Surf's Up wanna come"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"
by koiFishBlowjob January 14, 2021

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.
N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."
internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

surf rage is anger displayed by someone who surfs, bodyboards, kite surfs, wind surfs, body surfs and usually results in threats and possible beat downs. This can be triggered by many thing such as drop ins, over crowded days, territory infringment, localism, poor waves, ect...
jr boy: oi! brah, da next time you drop in la dat, i going false crakk you in da face.
john smith: i'm sorry bother, i didn't see you
jr. boy: brah, you come teif da land, what you like teif da water too, ah?
john smith: chill out man, easy with the rage.
jr. boy: boo le, just wait. we go catch you when you come in, den we go lick you in front of all da chicks.
john smith: easy there brother...easy with the "surf rage"
john smith: i'm sorry bother, i didn't see you
jr. boy: brah, you come teif da land, what you like teif da water too, ah?
john smith: chill out man, easy with the rage.
jr. boy: boo le, just wait. we go catch you when you come in, den we go lick you in front of all da chicks.
john smith: easy there brother...easy with the "surf rage"
by jr. boi September 17, 2010

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop
Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop
Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop
There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!
by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012

Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")
by Miked89 September 23, 2013

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)
by Alizrob January 12, 2011
