sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.

person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"

by Asher. July 01, 2021

Su moment

Similar to a bruh moment, but even bigger.

Person A: goes to starbucks for all but 5 minutes of class, coming back for the last 5 minutes
Person B: that's a su moment

by HAL989 December 14, 2019

sus test

an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level

*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"

by fnoyyecksdee December 27, 2020

suing being

A person who sues other persons or corporations because of specious transgressions.

Sally filed a lawsuit because her TV dinner caused her to waste an extra step to open the box and peeling off the plastic wrap from the food before popping the food tray into her microwave. Sally is a suing being a special class of homo sapiens.

by toohip March 09, 2023

Mihir Sus

He is a sus kid who loves doing the masterbation action on any object he wants

Oh damn hes so sus like a mihir sus.

by gwcoolkid March 08, 2022

Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 06, 2019

Sus maker

the maker of sus

I am the sus maker

by thedroop6 January 17, 2021