Stranger Danger

When a person sits on one of his or her hands to make it numb and also while auto-erotically asphyxiating themselves to imitate the feel of proceeds stranger sexually assaulting them.

Oh man, last night I had the craziest stranger danger, blew a load all over the place.

by Darth Dull April 30, 2014

Reverse Stranger [Stranger]

A masturbation technique used only by the savviest of males. Simply place your weak hand on a chair and sit on it for 5 minutes (righties use left, lefties use right)then proceed with your business. To complete the Reverse Stranger flip your hand palm side down with your thumb and pointer facing your body.

*Hint - Have your girl try it on you for a "Perfect Stranger"

"Damn, what a long day at the office. I think I'll treat myself to a reverse stranger strangerbefore I go to bed."

by Chetro January 25, 2008

the stranger

The stranger also applies to the act of a gentleman sitting on his own penis until the sensation of numbness occurs; once he commences masturbation, it will feel like he is wanking somebody else off - i.e. the stranger.

Bongo mag under his left arm, Marvin Dickjump went to his room to pleasure a stranger.

by tickled May 28, 2004

strainer

An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis.

Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!

Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer

by Annie n Lucy January 18, 2006

Stranger

The act of sitting on or dipping youre hand in ice then masterbating.

"Who the hell is that" Oh ya me I love the stranger

by Johnny Redcorn October 16, 2007

Friendly Stranger

When a male sits on his hand long enough to lose the sensation of feeling and then masturbates. Gives the effect of receiving a hand job from another.

Hey Joe, it's hard to believe that Sarah declined my date tonight. I guess it's another night with the friendly stranger.

by McPhatty April 28, 2006

Post Stranger Con Depression

This is the feeling i and many others who have attended Stranger Con (a salute to the TV series Stranger Things) hosted by Creatiom Entertainment. The side affects are similar to Noah Depression in which the day or soon after the convention you could be crying and wanting to be back at the convention and never EVER leave. You still want to be back in the arms of Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp. Now all you have to do is count the days in your Instagram Bio until Stranger Con 2019

Friend: hey what’s up?
Me: good, just Post Stranger Con Depression is worse than usual

by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018