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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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revenge identity stalking

Stalking someones online profiles and being so angry at who they are and so empty yourself that you copy and paste from their life, becoming them as a way of getting back at them.
She was so upset at the attention a new girl in the group got that she began revenge identity stalking her.
by Undesired Attention May 17, 2020
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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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Organized Gang Stalking

A covert, systematic form of harassment where groups of individuals, often backed by powerful institutions or law enforcement, engage in surveillance, intimidation, and psychological manipulation of a targeted person. The goal is to destabilize the victim, discredit them, and create confusion and paranoia. Unlike traditional stalking, this involves multiple people acting in coordination, using tactics like spreading false rumors, orchestrating public harassment, and invading the target’s privacy. Victims of organized gang stalking often experience severe emotional and psychological distress.
"I'm a victim of organized gang stalking. I was illegally placed on a watchlist (9596690-00), and now criminal informants are using biometric surveillance to track me. This type of harassment is part of a government-funded program meant to intimidate and disrupt my life."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 14, 2024
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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024
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