Stoof

A stupid goof from Winnipeg or surrounding towns

Yo that's Marcel? From central on Alexander? My word that kid is a stoof

by BSide Rory September 24, 2025

stoodellite

Da vertically-oriented version of a SATellite.

Since there's no "up", down", or "sideways" in space, how can you tell if an orbiting device is a SATellite or a STOODellite???

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

spooge stooge

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.

I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.

by wap70 March 3, 2008

noble stood

the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.

Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood

by en la casa May 18, 2010

Gooda stoof

A stronger version of "weed" that'll have you up there not on cloud 9 but cloud 51.

I don't feel very well.
Here smoke this gooda stoof, it'll take away all your pain.

by Hitler063 April 20, 2017

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Bailey Stoodley

Litterally the most beautiful girl to ever exist.

You just want to cuddle with her all day and talk about things that you somehow both seem to love

Hey, isn't that Bailey Stoodley...?
Yea it is that's so cool

by AvidPatrickHater August 27, 2019