Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D

-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.

by The Reacher January 28, 2012

Steve Key

Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.

steve key keysie frog song PULL male, blonde, tall

by nitram selig September 24, 2012

Steve Harwell

The lead singer for the band Smash Mouth. His name is mostly unknown amongst the world, and up to this point, his name was most likely a mystery to you.

"Man, Steve Harwell's an awesome singer!"

"Steve Harwell?"

"The lead singer for smash mouth."

"Oh so THAT'S his name!"

by JonahGamer January 18, 2015

Steven reed

A person who excels at sadness (aka Emo).

" Why u steven reed. "

by Soflobron021 August 10, 2016

Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016

steven gross

A really gross penis

Dam you have a Steven gross

by Hand25 August 19, 2017

Steveman

A strange being that usually lives in California, carries a glock, and fights autism daily.

"I thought I saw Steveman yesterday"
"No, that was my drunk neighbor"

by ShadowBuizel November 7, 2017