gram stain

When you cum on a graham cracker and stick it to ur bed sheets and it stains

"Damn man I have a gram stain on my bed." - Mr. Willson

by Dvsbdj January 22, 2018

dyke stain

A stain produced by two Dykes when scissoring on top of a babies corps.

Jenny and Mary left a huge dyke stain on my bed last night.

by chodedoctor January 20, 2017

Kiwi Stain

Female Ejaculation

"She Kiwi Stained on me"

by brosephseidon September 9, 2013

bass-stain

(beɪs steɪn) Visible patches of sweat on a shirt caused by excessive perspiration as a result of a gentleman raging too hard at a dubstep Soirée. Recreational drug use can increase the size of the bass-stain

Mike had the craziest bass-stains after Electric Forest. He must have had a good time

by joelm420 December 5, 2011

Freak Stain

... a blemish caused by the activities by a freak who sexually scars a part of their body through their activities.

E.g. herpes, genital warts

Oooooooohhh that Erin bitch has a freak stain on her face.

or

Erin has such a nasty freak stain on her face.

by Pozzum69 November 18, 2011

Brain Stain

When something is stuck in your head, typically a song or tune/beat, that just won't go away like a bad stain.
See also "Ear Worm"

I've got brain stain from that song on the TV advert, I can't get it out of my head and I don't know the artist!

by oretisktick October 25, 2023

Shame stain

Ejaculate

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.

by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023