A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.
"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.
Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.
Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!
by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 16, 2012
Get the Squishy Hippo mug.When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.
by wordsmith11 May 30, 2008
Get the Chocolate Squishee mug.Related Words
squosh
• squoshex
• squoshing
• Squishy
• Squish
• squash
• Squishmallows
• squish mitten
• squashed
• Squashy
A name for a girl who sits with her friends at a camp fire making weird noises and randomly yelling out URGES! or THREE TIMES!
Can be done by many people at once. The person to start this is then dubbed Squishy Pits and you have to choose 2 other people to be named Urges and Three Times.
Can be done by many people at once. The person to start this is then dubbed Squishy Pits and you have to choose 2 other people to be named Urges and Three Times.
"Omg... look at him... thats giving my urges... which give you "SQUISHY PITS!" Woah woah!Lets not go Three Times!"
by xxlyddxx April 14, 2009
Get the Squishy Pits mug.by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011
Get the Squishing The Muffin mug.The best gamer/hacker in the world. Known for dominating games of splix.io. you will often see him in first place
by The Real SquishyFishy March 14, 2017
Get the Squishy Fishy mug.by crotanguy October 10, 2018
Get the Squash it mug.Man 1: dude I just dropped a 20 kill solo squad
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
by xzwiii on instagram ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2021
Get the squashedorgans mug.