Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

by McDanni December 15, 2011

Spunk Nugget

Cum that is left floating in water after having sex in the shower.

I just fucked my wife in the shower and found some spunk nuggets.

by 1stTime March 8, 2013

spunk-pad

A derogatory term to describe a tablet device.

'I'm never buying one of (insert company name here)'s stupid donkey spunk-pads, I have no desire to let them track me and I do not associate my self-worth with using the latest fad technology in public.'

by lostinsuburbia May 22, 2013

Spunk Bump

The act of snorting a line of semen

Debbie and Tina were delighted to recieve there very first spunk bump.

by Andy dufraaane October 31, 2013

Splankton

The art of fucking a penguin while jerking off to plankton from spongebob

Yo I went and tried splankton the other day, kinda hard to find a penguin

by Splankton101 November 22, 2016

Spunk

Someone with a large penis. They normal get bitches everyday and smoke doinks in the Amish.

You're a spunk.

by Lelkeker November 3, 2017

Spunk

Sprite and whatever makes you drunk

I’ll have a spunk waiter please

by ShadowLing October 29, 2018