birmingham shitty

Probably the most embarrasing thing to come out of the midlands.

How many did birmingham shitty lose by today?
10 nil. what a load of pony

Shit on the city tonight!

by bombskwad September 20, 2006

Shitty Boyfriend

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.

Jared smells like a vagina. He's a shitty boyfriend.

by Bananas_turn_me_on March 28, 2009

Smitty

Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.

Some guy: Hey, Smitty.

Smitty: Hey, some guy.

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

spittin g

abbreviation for spittin game

Joey is always spittin g to the ladies

by SWalshie November 22, 2006

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

Shitty Rock

Rock That's Covered in Shit

EW Don't Make That A Shitty Rock

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006