Spencer

A total idiot loser who has no clue how to talk to a girl and has no charisma (most likely gay) he is most likely a nerd and likes video games or star wars movies.

Girl: “is that Spencer?”
Girl 1: “oh yeah he said he liked me but he only talks to me over snap?”

Girl: “Geez what a lame loser!”

by Honest opinions April 7, 2023

Spencer

also known as Forrest Gump, Country Club kid, and Big Foot. He is my best friend but he has a habit of hitting me continuously once ive hit him once. He calls me a bitch 24/7. Hes also in JROTC and is an absolutely nerd when it comes to history. He claims he likes tall girls but goes for short girls. Makes dark jokes and threatens to fight me everyday. Bro is like 6’3 and has brown hair, and the whitess man alive. He needs to get his permit or hes not gonna be allowed in my car 😃👍🏻

HES REALLY DUMB WHATS HIS NAME
SPENCER

by myliteralwife November 20, 2023

Spencer's Spector

1. Getting unimaginable sloppy from a 6ft 4in goth mommy in the back of a Spencer's clothing store; In some cases the 6'4 goth mommy may come equipped with a strap on.

2. A special strawberry iced doughnut only available at select AM/PM gas station in most parts of Chicago and Palestine.

Commonly confused with the Gangnam Style Grim Reaper or the Chef's Pho's Phantom

Ex1. Hey there girl, you wanna give me the Spencer's Spector

Ex2.

Person 1: Hey buddy, I'll take the Spencer's Spector
Cashier: All right, if you really say so (unzips pants)
Customer: No you bufflepants the doughnut!
Cashier: (rezips pants) Ohhhhh that one, my bad original ganster!

by Skibity man2 002 November 24, 2023

Spencer

AnnMaries Boyfriend

:Whos spencer?

:AnnMaries boyfriend

by spencerwencre December 13, 2023

Getting Spencered

When you’re eating a girl out from behind and come out with shit on your nose.

I was eating her out from behind and smelt shit, turned out I was getting spencered.

by Joshalger July 7, 2023

Spencered

When someone interrupts an important meeting or conversation.

What were we talking about before we just got Spencered?

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Spencer

A somewhat troubled man who allows himself to be controlled by Monique’s or Monica’s, afraid to stick up for himself always taking their side even when they are wrong. Even if it means sacrificing his own moral values to please them. Although he may not always show it, he can be loving caring and romantic… and despite his past… deserves all that is good in the world. All Olivia’s and his family want from him is to be safe happy and healthy. Spencer’s are loyal and will stick by anyones side even when others can see that it’s hurting him emotionally and physically. Spencer’s will soar to the top once they are honest with themselves…. embracing every positive and negative aspect with sympathy and empathy and by ignoring the demons they claim to be “bound to” without fear judgement or judgment because at the end of the day they are on the same plain as deities and gods way above demons ie: lilith’s (especially those who take pleasure out of ruining individuals lives who are half their age).

Sebastian: hey, man did you hear Spencer finally let go of that leech Monique!

Mark: wait, man I thought her name was Monica… she’s the girl who keeps on getting him trouble with the police…didn’t he rack up like 3 charges in a 6 month period?

Sebastian: Haha yeah man she’s ghetto as hell, and no one actually knows her name, she just looks like a frog, short torso chicken legs… but he’s coming into his own he’s single looks much healthier now and he quit drinking plus no more trouble with the cops…

Mark: damn Spencer can’t go anyway but up from here. I hope he finds someone who matches his new found energy. Monique was killing him slowly I’m glad he’s free!

by Always*there*4u*chickenbutt July 30, 2023