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zion spartan

Zion Spartan aka Joel Singh is a young indian gamer who plays League of Legends professionally.

Even his teacher calls him Zion Spartan.
Dallas: Did you see joey last night on league?
Chris: Yeah, he fed the other team and went afk half the match, he really pulled a Zion Spartan.
by Raunchy91 April 30, 2014
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spartan117

His armour hides that fact that he has man breasts
by UK Strikes Again May 12, 2003
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Spare tire

When your with two other couples or people hooking up. A more sever case of third wheel
"Hey man i head jackie and kevin, jessica and tyler were hooking up while you were there at the movies?"

Yeah dude, felt like succh a spare tire.."
by DragonAF February 23, 2011
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spartan117

Spartan117 is a geek and proud of it.
by UK Strikes Again May 12, 2003
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Sparta Kick

A type of kick based off the movie 300. when someone comes up from you behind and kicks you in the ass hard, screaming

"FOR SPARTA!!"
or
"THIS.IS.SPARTA!!!"

generally painful, but fun to do.
girl- man james just sparta kicked me
boy- hows your ass?
by k1ssmeelectric December 20, 2007
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spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face
hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser
by shademouse August 10, 2009
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spartan

a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members
"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...
by anthony tolliver July 25, 2007
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