spanish inquisition

When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

by Jimboooo May 26, 2006

spanglish

the romantic language of spanish and english combined into one beautiful sound involving tongue rolling. commonly used by the coolest bitches to ever live, aka those dirty mexicans.
ai yi yi yi, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeebaaaaa!!!! *insane tongue rolling on the r's.*

ai mamita tu eres mouy cainte caramba tu putaa!
* oh mami you are very hot damnit, you whore!

spanglish version : ai mama you eres reaaaaaal hot, CARAMBA! boo, you WHORE!

by gabooo, you're a disgrace! August 16, 2010

Spanish Tatto

Also known as the sexy mark , that kind of tattoo is made by the Spaniards , hot young Spanish boys. Usually are placed around the neck and the stomach.

*Is that a Spanish tattoo ?
* Haha yeah , he gave me that hickey last night :P

by Whoeverrr69 February 19, 2011

spanish sandwich

An act of depravity where a lady is defrocked by 2 males, one in the front bottom and one in the rear, also under DVDA.

My said Gemima, Auntie Fanny had a right spanish sandwich going last night with the milkman and the butcher!

by Al Cowan January 28, 2007

Spanish Omlet

A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

Spanish Donut

A large ring of feces exuded onto the rim of a toilet bowl so that the next person to sit on the toilet sits in a pile of shit. The word gets its name because the coil of poop resembles a large donut, and in Spain people eat their own shit. Most people will notice a huge coil of shit around a toilet bowl, so this is best done around drunk people or the retarded.

I just Spanish Donuted that n*****!

by Vagine McCockstine February 1, 2007