spaghetti thief

someone whom steals all the spaghetti noooo ts not tuff

oh jee is that the ‘spaghetti thief’

by MrDownTownUrban March 8, 2026

spaghetti bowl

•: (Adjective or Noun) not
spending shit, choosin ya homeboy over fine shit, No MOTION, gotta wait to Friday ass nigga, I only got cash ass nigga,
all of the above with ya broke ass... 🍝

"Girl you need to leave that spaghetti bowl ass nigga" 😂😂😂🍝

by lildurksbestie February 11, 2025

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

Spaghetti Lips

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.

“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.

girl 1: “Omg, look how cute he is!”

girl 2: “I don’t know, he’s got spaghetti lips.”

by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025

Spaghetti on top of Spaghetti

refers to an AI song with an AI music video about spaghetti, formed by a group of deranged men.

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by tstts June 9, 2025

spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025

Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025