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puke smoothie

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.
by meh July 4, 2006
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smoothality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?

Wolfi: No bro', what happened?

Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!

Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!
by Ziwo December 2, 2011
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Smoothre

Doing something smooth, like casanova. With an ethnic twist.
1a I slipped one in her bro
b SMOOTHRE!!

2a I had 3 k's of crack last night
b shit thats impressive
a would you say it was smooth
b na it was SMOOTHRE!!
by sugar, champ August 9, 2006
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smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
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smooth dumplings

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!
by not2greene September 8, 2011
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Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
by Reality82 December 18, 2012
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Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.
My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!
by cleiger April 21, 2015
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