Sactum

A slang word used for the area between the scrotum (or ball sack) and the rectum. This has also been called the "Gooch" and "Taint", but its scientific name is the perineum. The Sactum is a word that also defines the perineum.

Origin: Internet Film Reviwer "Luke Mochrie" accidentally called the movie Sanctum "Sactum", one of his fans "Christopher Harrison", proceeded refer to this as the area between the ball sack and the rectum.

After being insulted several times by his friend John. David told John he could lick his Sactum.

by BatmanofSparta February 23, 2011

Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.

"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."

by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018

facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.

Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!

by hagesmd June 5, 2010

Jonathan Slack

Jonathan Slack is the hottest sexiest person in the world. He is loved by every women, seriously every women!

Woman 1: You like that Jonathan Slack?
Woman 2: No why?
Woman 1: Than you must be a man!

by Space Keeper June 22, 2014

Take er Slack

To advise someone to calm down when upset.

Jason was freaking out about his date standing him up, when Andrew advised Take Er Slack!

by Katie Beaton August 17, 2007

penis slacker

A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".

The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.

by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004

slacker

A punk who thinks his shit don`t stink, a Matthew. Also known as a whiner and a brat.

Man, that Matthew is a slacker.

by Doctor Wholittle September 28, 2006