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sheck shee

So fucking ugly, it makes peoples eyes bleed, usually females. If anything is called "sheck shee" or "sheckshee" it was probably created by the devil himself.
His hair was so sheck shee, he's in a coma now!
by daebid een March 7, 2017
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shrekgasm

That state of (ectasy) that happens when you have an (orgasm) for (Shrek). The main protagonist of "(shrek is love shrek is life)" has a shrekgasm every time Shrek unleashes his mighty orge (load) upon him.

Also known as having been "filled with his Ogrely love".
I have Shrekgasms every night when I read Shrek fanfics.
Whenever I have Shrex with my lover, I really think of the Ogrelord shooting his Ogre Onion Load as I shrekgasm.
by AsianGobblerSyndone June 25, 2017
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shrek your livelyhood

To metaphorically thrust your sexual organ into someones anal reigon
Hey man I will shrek your livelyhood if you don’t join the klan
by Roc and Peyton November 7, 2017
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Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.
-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017
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Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)
Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)
by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018
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Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.
I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too
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Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.
Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.
by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018
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