Jack Shack

When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.

(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)

John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."

Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."

John: "Ah. Gotcha."

by Averant September 19, 2010

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shacket

A jacket one might wear regularly while shitting

Anyone seen my shacket i need to shit really bad!!!!

by gregory munch May 17, 2009

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shracket

Noun. The popular style of cropped bolero-style jacket worn by women.

She's rockin a hot little shracket tonight.

by Littlebear June 11, 2006

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shacklebolt

To claim that one is better than another at some activity; to one-up someone.

"My girlfriend loves it when I give her a massage."
"Psht. I give WAY better massages than you do."
"Man, you just got shacklebolted."

by J3L October 14, 2008

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Shack

Term Californians use to “hit the juul” or get a nicotine buzz from the juul

Josh: yo u gotta shack?
Drake: fuck ya
*josh hits juul*
Josh: I’m so shacked right now

by Juulgodshackgod November 13, 2017

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Momma Shmack

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.

" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010

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