towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

Short AF

any man under 5,2" is short AF, in other words short as F**k.

Ryan you are short AF

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019

Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

by Gachunt July 25, 2012