Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.

Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!

by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021

frog shorts

Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.

Her ass looks delicious in those frog shorts!

by iiifrediii August 12, 2013

Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

by Gachunt July 25, 2012

tee shorts

Shorts made of cotton tee shirt material.

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Short AF

any man under 5,2" is short AF, in other words short as F**k.

Ryan you are short AF

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019

drake short

Smart loving

Drake short

by QueenMmeh June 17, 2018

Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018