gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!

by michael foolsley May 24, 2011

shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

Ctrl+Shift+Sims 4

A keyboard shortcut used to play Sims 4

Me: *Ctrl* *Shift* Sims 4 (Ctrl+Shift+Sims 4)
Computer: Running TS4.exe..._

by JayMoneySpamsL2 May 26, 2020

blame shifting reprobate

person that vigorously evades person responsibility for their action.

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do

by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012

Stick Shift aka v8

gettin dirty like you cherpin gears.

the act of dancing like your driving a stick shift.

The freemont Goones straight break bitches hips with the stick shift aka V8.

by Vincent Bradley "V8" March 17, 2009

Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006