asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.

Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."

by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017

sudden service

A word used from the period of 1972 -1979 referring to secret adult establishments which were generally covered up or hidden in fast food restaurant menus

My boy just showed me the kfc menu i see they have them sudden service... mmm chicken ain't the only thing ima be eating

by Your Indian nigga August 17, 2017

service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.

"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"

by specialist123 August 24, 2017

private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately

I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.

by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018

Emegency service

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.

I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!

by JimmyjamtheRealMan July 8, 2018

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018

Service SA

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.

I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.

by Kym Karma August 16, 2022