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Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.
The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.
by rperazag July 6, 2010
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screwable

something that can be screwed.

same meaning as "fuckable".
amy: hey ~ how did you do at the midterm?

joey : nah~ it's totally screwable
by pudding joe September 25, 2006
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drive-by screwdrivering

The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.
On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.
by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006
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screw puppy

see fuck buddy

Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...
Want to be my screw puppy??!!!
by Sottises March 18, 2005
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Screwed with a capital F

Person: "Ahh I have a twenty page essay due tomorrow and I didn't even start yet!"
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."
by Smash360 April 14, 2010
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Screw yourself

To go fuck yourself. Insert your penis into your asshole, or your finger into your titty blob.
by AnonymousDefinition January 5, 2015
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Screwhead

Someone who is defined incompetent to using common logic, and using their common senses.

Also known to examplify idiocy, and known for that "spaced out" look when nothing is going on.
Bill: "Tommy you fucking screwhead, why did you set the bomb upside down?"

Tommy: "Fuck man I wasn't looking!"
by Chemich August 6, 2009
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