Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlong thong

A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021

Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .

JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

Schlongaphorically

Of or relating to life fucking you

Schlongaphorically speaking, you’re fucked

by Schlingschlongbangbam May 7, 2021

SchlongSlanger

A dude who has a big fat Shlong

" I'm a SchlongSlanger did you know?"
"Bro stop lying to your self I've already seen that shit countless times"

by SchlongSlanger June 8, 2021

schlongeater79

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

Schlong

Looks like a duck cuz it is uwuwuwuwu

My schlong is big

by UwU big dick man July 2, 2021