Swallow The Anchor

to suck ones cock and swallow the sucked off persons jizzism, regardless how rank or disgusting it may seem because you want to be polite and just get the fuck out of there

Alan: Hey there Billy man last night was fun, huh?
Billy: Hell yeah man, you sucked me clean, no homo.
Alan: Well it wasn't that great for me man, I really had to swallow the anchor.
Billy: Really? Well tough shit man, lets get drunk and shoot wolves from the back of my truck at night!
Alan: Sounds good, then I will tell you about all these imaginary bitches I have fucked in my time.
Billy: Yeah well now sounds like Im gonna have to swallow the anchor this time!

by sexy twat McCunt January 17, 2008

swallowed

being overly embarrased about something that has just happened

talking about Tom,then he gets inside the room.. he gets to hear the whole thing without you realising he is there..and id say i am so swallowed.

by embarrasment,discomfit,motify, November 18, 2011

Sweaty swallow

Your partner is giving you a blow job and the man Accidentally lets his sperm go in to her mouth and she swallows the sperm

I gave that girl a sweaty swallow

by Monky sex1 May 13, 2009

the swallower

A nasty woman who is the nastiest of the chicks who loves the taste of cum and uses it for nurishment. Everyman loves a woman who swallows.

The swallower blew me up in the back seat of my car. She seemed to be real hungry.

by swallowMEpride April 14, 2010

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

swallowist

A pushover - a person that swallows all kinds of abuse and never fights back
A figurative sperm guzzler
A literal sperm guzzler
A supreme douche-bag

Bob never gives back what he gets. He figures he always takes it up the hoop but really, the dumb bastard is a swallowist.

by Speiderman June 18, 2018

yakult swallows

baseball team in Tokyo, not nearly as popular as the Giants.
weren't any good until the 90's, when finally started winning.

the second team in Tokyo.

by 5150 August 1, 2004