The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.
by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018
Get the Saskatchewan Surprisemug. by Mechsen April 11, 2015
Get the Blackberry Surprisemug. The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Surprisemug. When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
Get the Sunflower Surprisemug. A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
Get the Messiah Surprisemug. when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls anus. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.
i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
Get the nitro surprisemug. by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021
Get the Surprise Slurpiemug.