The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

spreads

going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.

by stmary February 1, 2013

Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.

Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.

by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008

FUDGE SPREADING

When a very horny homo (Cam) goes on a fuck spree.

Fucking as many other men as possible.

Cam got all randy after watching broke back mountain and decided he wanted to go Fudge Spreading.

by Scotte so fucking hotte January 21, 2025

spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.

"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"

by _toasterboy_ April 23, 2023

Spread The Word To End The Word

A trend that social justice warriors, especially white cult kids, use to get people to quit using the 'r' word ("retard") for brownie points, but also participate in bigotry.

These "spread the word to end the word" girls just said to stop using the 'r' word and then bullied someone for using a wheelchair? Damn they're all huge hypocrites!

by thattransitguy June 21, 2021