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rule 69 of sex 

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
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If someone says "stop", goes limp, or taps out the fight is over.
Rule 3 by Xeras July 26, 2011
There are no rules.
Rule #2: See Rule #1.
RULE #1 by john_vrv February 24, 2004
The number of girls/boys someone says multiply/divide it by 3. If its a guy, take the number of girls they said and divide it by 3, if it's a girl take the number of guys and multiply if my 3.
" I slept with 3 girls over break."
"Did you hear that guy, three girls!"
" nah dude, you don't know the Rule 3?"
" Oh yeah, Divide it by 3. He only slept with one girl."
Rule 3 by Stifmiester. May 2, 2010
Rule 34 of the internet: if you can think of it, ther's porn for it.
Dragons f**ing cars. Rule 34.

Rule 35
Rule 34 by Scriblerus January 24, 2010
A rule stating that if someone is called evil, but has no horns, the person who named the person evil shall be punched in the face.
Guy 1: OMG you are so evil!

Guy 2: Rule 54 *punches*

Guy 1: Damn it....
Rule 54 by CalGoneCrazy May 7, 2009