Ronald bjarki

A Ronald bjarki is guy who is really short and usually has glasses. He is really fun and nice, he prob has a girlfriend and always someone third wheeling. Well u should have a friend like him because he is the best.

Person: wait u know a Ronald bjarki o my he is so much fun

by Sohowudoin October 17, 2020

Ronald Schwarzenegger

A famous news actor that doesn't like anybody and likes to smoke weed

Do you can't do that you can't be a Ronald Schwarzenegger no stupid bastard don't be him or your bastard

by The basterdly bitch December 16, 2020

ronald

ronald doesn’t share his lollipops. he plays roblox and doesn’t want to play roblox with thais. he is very ronaldy and watches one piece. he loves to poop on peoples lawns. especially thais’.

Thais:who is that shitting on my lawn ?
Random stranger : It’s ronald again

by poopydinosaour January 5, 2021

Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021

Ronald Twomp

Ronald Twomp is just my way of making fun of Donald Trump.

Once upon a time, i used Ronald Twomp as my name on snapchat.

How it's used in a sentence:

Me: Hey, I heard that Ronald Twomp is no longer the president!
My friend: Ronald Twomp? Who's that?
Me: Oh, you don't know... that's how I like to say Donald Trump, while also making fun of him!
My friend: There's nothing funny about it, quit saying Ronald Twomp.
Me: *Dies, but said Ronald Twomp as my last word*
My friend: Ok, that's enough! I Don't want to see that name in the church too!

by Dizzy Knight Exploit User March 2, 2021

Ronald McNobber

the lewd act of getting oral sex while driving and ordering fast food from McDonald’s drive through

“I think this girl may be the one man. The other day, getting McRibs, without coercion or words, she laid a Ronald McNobber on me.”
“Wait, the McRib is out?”

by Mrmyfriendbrentsdad May 15, 2021

Ronaldhno

A amazing boy that will always care and love you, he will always be there and can always make time to talk.

Ronaldhno really helped me get through that.

by the omnipotent May 24, 2021