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river douche

River douche: A person who may or may not live at home with his/her parents, may or may not pay any bills, doesn't have a significant other or children. Spends more money on fishing gear/tackle then he makes.

Fishes his $1200.00 Lamiglass Center pin set up and releases his fish when people are watching, otherwise he is flossing with his ugly stick at the tubes and blowing up small rivers and streams on FB. This "River Douche" also loves to do "how to" videos and tells everyone else in the world how they should fish and/or how they should release them. If you are not running the "River Douche's" favorite, Rod manufacture, Reel Manufacture or Bead Manufactures products, you are much lower than him and you will not catch fish. He and his "posse" do videos, with or without drones, on the rivers and blow great, once unknown, fishing spots up on FB so more "River Douche's" can fish there without putting in the leg work and destroying the fishery with 25 people fishing a 15ft hole.

Also might be a closet homosexual. Probably drives a red truck and is known to be a great dishwasher.
Hey John, did you see that River Douche blow up, said river on FB? He was so proud of that 7lb steelhead that he had to take a photo and not hide the background. He is quite the River Douche.
by Reel Truth October 9, 2019
mugGet the river douchemug.

Rivers of Buckets

show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.
Rivers of buckets, I left my child in the attic!
That's such a load of rivers of buckets!
by B.K. Major July 13, 2014
mugGet the Rivers of Bucketsmug.

Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
mugGet the Forked Rivermug.

Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017
mugGet the Chocolate Rivermug.

bloody river

When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.
I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.
by Spreadingjuice January 14, 2015
mugGet the bloody rivermug.

River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.
I know someone that is a River horse.
by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
mugGet the River horsemug.

River Island

Popular shop of the British species known as chav. Better quality than Primark and Matalan.
Saw two chavs outside River Island in town the other day having a brawl. It were reyt funny
by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022
mugGet the River Islandmug.

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