A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
Get the River Cootermug. River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.
by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021
Get the River Phoenixmug. When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
Get the river mudmug. They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.
by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021
Get the River Kingmug. When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.
by Spreadingjuice January 14, 2015
Get the bloody rivermug. by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
Get the River horsemug. The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017
Get the Chocolate Rivermug.