by Lil’ Marco December 22, 2018
Get the Luggage ratmug. From the Old English, from Middle Latin: Rattus Brattidilosus
(n) 1. A creature resembling a rat in character; female. Most likely to be a younger sister, although not limited to. However said sibling is not of the same genus, likely being a half breed. Typically selfish and a sluggard. Has no regard for cleanliness or basic time management. Takes great sadistic pleasure in irritating people; targets siblings especially. Similarly, under duress, all individuals – good and innocent people - in its immediate vicinity are liable to receive physical and verbal catharsis.
Speaks an uncommon dialect of English: Brattish. Typical expressions include: “gimme now”; “say that again and stab you with this fork”; “I hate you”; “no, you are!”. It also produces banshee-like noises; particularly woeful wailing whilst yawning. Scientists are still working to determine whether this is another mode of communication.
Spends an inglorious amount of time on the social networking website: Facebook. Otherwise referred to in Brattish as: ‘my entire life’. Scientists have concluded that this is because whilst dwelling within the confines of her den, her entire sentience is possessed with only what other people are doing as she has no interests of her own.
(n) 1. A creature resembling a rat in character; female. Most likely to be a younger sister, although not limited to. However said sibling is not of the same genus, likely being a half breed. Typically selfish and a sluggard. Has no regard for cleanliness or basic time management. Takes great sadistic pleasure in irritating people; targets siblings especially. Similarly, under duress, all individuals – good and innocent people - in its immediate vicinity are liable to receive physical and verbal catharsis.
Speaks an uncommon dialect of English: Brattish. Typical expressions include: “gimme now”; “say that again and stab you with this fork”; “I hate you”; “no, you are!”. It also produces banshee-like noises; particularly woeful wailing whilst yawning. Scientists are still working to determine whether this is another mode of communication.
Spends an inglorious amount of time on the social networking website: Facebook. Otherwise referred to in Brattish as: ‘my entire life’. Scientists have concluded that this is because whilst dwelling within the confines of her den, her entire sentience is possessed with only what other people are doing as she has no interests of her own.
“'Tis a better thing I do, to burn brat rats...”
~ Charles Dickens on Brat Rats
“Mysterious fiends, those brat rats – one supposeth they spawn from the depths of Hades' Tartarus. These creatures cannot be o’ moral in origin.”
~ From Plato’s dialogues
~ Charles Dickens on Brat Rats
“Mysterious fiends, those brat rats – one supposeth they spawn from the depths of Hades' Tartarus. These creatures cannot be o’ moral in origin.”
~ From Plato’s dialogues
by lolamuffins December 7, 2010
Get the Brat Ratmug. A person whos life consists of going to Bars or Clubs 24/7. And brag about it like it is the coolest thing out.
by Carla May 13, 2005
Get the Bar Ratmug. by Billybobjoecrackhead March 23, 2007
Get the dot ratmug. by Octopod November 5, 2003
Get the rug ratmug. Someone who is addicted to being in lab, constantly running experiments, and can't stop to go home even though they know that it's healthy to maintain a personal life because they find themselves chained to their experiments through an obessive personality type.
I walked into lab at 2 in the morning to check on my bacteria and found that Suzie was still running a gel. What a lab rat (forget that I was there too...)
by pendragoness July 30, 2009
Get the lab ratmug. A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.
( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
by For the greater good August 15, 2020
Get the rat-lickermug.