A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

blueberry pudding

After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries

Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

honeydew pudding

a cute lil bitch

gay4pay was all up on honeydew pudding ;---)))

by gay4$pay$ March 1, 2014

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack

Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding

by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019