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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
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Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway
When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing
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Puddle Slut

A term that coins a sexual deviant of any narcotic illicit drug through intravenous use that will have sex in exchange for narcotic.

This is a term not limited to simply women, as both genders can be propositioned for sex.
Sherilyn was the Puddle Slut of Sean's Desire!
by Mind Myriad November 10, 2020
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Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah
“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”
by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021
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lung puddle

When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
by Lungpuddle103 October 4, 2018
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Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
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