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Poke Bowl

A food bowl of Japanese origin. Typically filled with noodles or brown rice, fish, pickled vegetables and seasoned with the apprentice's jizz.
John: I'll have the 1kg steak please.
Marcus: I'll have a poke bowl with extra salmon.

John: Come on mate. Don't be a homo! Life's too short to be small!
by Stubble01 December 18, 2017
mugGet the Poke Bowlmug.

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.
I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"
by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017
mugGet the Poking the bearmug.

poke taco

You know what it means to "poke"....now think what a taco resembles in sex. If you need help...tacos folded have 2 flaps....as a ________ does too.
"Hey sup dude, whatch you did yestaday?"

"i went to mah girl friends house and poke taco" :)
by RSD Productions January 5, 2003
mugGet the poke tacomug.

stick and poke

"so i'm going to see carlos on friday and he's gonna give me a stick and poke"
by evaelwolf June 25, 2017
mugGet the stick and pokemug.

Shit Poking

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking
by ReaboUD April 29, 2022
mugGet the Shit Pokingmug.

poke joanie

Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.
by ethiaa October 29, 2003
mugGet the poke joaniemug.

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.
That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!
by Ramondos February 26, 2008
mugGet the Poke Actionmug.

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