Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.

*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.

by P@ bwahahahhaa! August 4, 2011

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017

poke taco

You know what it means to "poke"....now think what a taco resembles in sex. If you need help...tacos folded have 2 flaps....as a ________ does too.

"Hey sup dude, whatch you did yestaday?"

"i went to mah girl friends house and poke taco" :)

by RSD Productions January 5, 2003

stick and poke

getting your back blown out aka sex ;)

"so i'm going to see carlos on friday and he's gonna give me a stick and poke"

by evaelwolf June 25, 2017

poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

by Ramondos February 26, 2008